I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
