im six kinds of drunk right now
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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