i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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