all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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