You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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