before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
