how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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