some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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