it's too hot outside to masturbate.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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