Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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