he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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