so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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