Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck