New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize