we're blogging at a bar
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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