that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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