It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
the raccoons are back...
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