what if I'm pregnant?
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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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