i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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This is my gift to your gina
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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