Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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