I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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