kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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