do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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