Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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