Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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