On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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