Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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