I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
