I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she told me i tasted like america
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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