Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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