I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
