it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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