Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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