her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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