saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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