Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Two words: nipple clamps
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