Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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