we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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