You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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