Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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