I just pynch a tree in the face
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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