I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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