guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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