Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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