I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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