I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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