I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If that was your dad, he is hot
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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