When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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