I just pynch a tree in the face
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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