when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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