No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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