so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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